I Can Sit Wherever I Want: I Have A Baby, Ok?
There’s nothing more that I love than going out to brunch with my hubby and new baby. Especially my favorite organic cafe, Life Alive. The only problem is that it’s always crowded and you have to scavenge for your seats. Good thing I have first choice always, even if I just arrived when other people have been waiting fifteen minutes before me. I mean, I can sit wherever I want. I have a baby, ok?
I noticed this couple sitting down enjoying their meal but I interrupted them saying, “Oh, can I just snag this table? It’s just, I have a baby and all. You understand.” And just like that, I’m the queen. I notice someone drinking their Lavender Lemonade. “Oh, can I just snag that lemonade? It’s just, I have a baby and all. You understand.” Look! Someone just got their new Autumn Harvest Salad. “Oh, can I just snag that salad? My baby is here. I have a baby. You understand.”
I walked over to the woman manning the cash register and asked, “Oh, can I just snag this cash register? It’s just, I have a baby and all. You understand.” Having a baby is hard work when it comes to being in a public place. It’s not like everything is gifted to me. If I were you, I’d do the same for me. I mean, I have a baby. You understand.